Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Knorkator
Canonical path: /knorkator/alles-ist-scheie
Related lyric paths: 6
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Alles Ist Scheiße
Read Alles Ist Scheiße lyrics by Knorkator on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Alles Ist Scheiße
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Ich hasse Seitenscheitel. Ich hasse Rasenmäher
Ich hasse Schäferhunde. Ich hasse Lederhosen
Ich hasse Luftmatratzen, Mandarinen, Ziegelsteine
Kugelschreiber, Axelhaare, Telefone, Bürgermeister
Große Menschen, kleine Menschen, alle Menschen!
Ich hasse Gartenzwerge. Ich hasse Rettungsschwimmer
Ich hasse Mayonnaise. Ich hasse Leberflecken
Ich hasse Fairy Ultra, Taschentücher, Schokoriegel
Apfelkerne, Sonnenbrillen, Gummibären, Fingernägel
Kluge Kinder, dumme Kinder, Freche, Artige!
Ich hasse Nebensätze. Ich hasse Autofahrer
Ich hasse braune Schuhe. Ich hase lila Kühe
Ich hasse Mischgemüse, Regenwälder, Buckelwale
Postbeamte, Osterhasen, Donnerstage, Blumentöpfe!
Junge Frauen Alte Frauen., Blonde, Schwarze, Dicke, Dünne!
Braune Scheisse. Gelbe Scheisse. Grüne Scheisse. Schwarze Scheisse
Weiche Scheisse. Harte Scheisse. Alte Scheisse. Frische Scheiße
Sadoscheisse. Masoscheisse. Nasse Scheisse. Trock'ne Scheisse
Pissescheisse. Kackescheisse. Meine und deine Scheisse
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