Regular Girl

Yo money

Yeah whassup Kool Keith?

Yo that girl Kadiva gon' come to your house

with.. blonde hair and boots

Tell her rent a cheap room on Sunset Boulevard

for $16.95 - I ain't tryin to get no Madrian no Marriott

or all that higher stuff

Yo we can go on cheaper man

I know somethin for like $10.99 man

It's a hotel with roaches in it and everything

It's almost near skid row

[Kool Keith]

Buttnaked! Girls walk Sunset with they ass out

I start Cadillacs with suits, wear my mask out

With brims tilted, I finger pop the whole block

Make freaks wear wigs, and put the rubbres on my cock

You see me out there, with big balls like Rosie Grier

Players cream, I pull panties out your wet dreams

Get deep in cracks, and wash em out like Mr. Clean

Bring your Massengil, the public think I'm very ill

Like Jimmy Z, posin naked for the FCC

I'm not no basketball star, your girl watch me pee

Clock me like cops, every time my sperm drops

She's in my face with thongs, chewin lollipops

I'll hit that butt on the low, just like Monica

Play three tunes and let her blow on my harmonica

I'm out here, you rollin fake in Union Square

I'll make you go blonde, brunettes runnin down they hair

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Regular girl, is so boring (get out my face)

Regular girl, you never turn me on (work the latex)

[Kool Keith]

You saw my porno flick, nutsacs banged up on your TV

Your girl pulled her panties off real quick, tryin to see me

She wants an autograph, a part with my anal staff

You scream test for AIDS, stretch marks make me laugh

Sign your contracts for Willie, smoke a big Phillie

I'm too old for young girls, gigglin actin silly

I'm Sugar Daddy, your aunt gon' be worried duke

Your moms at my hotel, her bra is real cute

Dressed in G-strings, she's scopin me, eatin fruit

She licked my balls, I came like Niagara Falls

Brought her tittes to Prince show instead of Lou Rawls

Her pelvis grind, she smile show me pantylines

I'll smack that butt, the pro spank at different times

Like Max ? hardcore ? it's on the dirty floor

Make you scream for stiff rods, you don't want no more

Penetration, I don't do that on your menustration

I want movies back, you smile, addin lubrication

You know your steelo, orgies doin three people

Kodak action, Black Tail, butt satisfaction

You lookin good sweet cheeks..

Chorus

[Kool Keith]

I turned the Lakers off, you can't stop my afterparty

A fifth of vodka, and latex, drink your Bacardi

I serve it well through tubes and watch your rectum swell

Service your clits with steel, machines keep it real

Got that ramrod, that's pumpin through your back hard

You be seein cum stains on Sunset Boulevard

My rubber send streaks and heels off your girl's feets

You not psychadelic wimp, I'm still your girl's pimp

That's part interest, magnificent, mind power

I got nuts that clean kill, let me take my shower

Wash off my pubic, and let the females do my nails

Watch naked legs in chairs and enter soft tails

Wear stockin caps with maps and shoft for soft cracks

Lift off your hairpeace, while milk squirts up on your weave

You know my skin needs butter, your cheeks are popcorn

I get deep, go run in butt like the unicorn

Rodeo anus banger, quick with the middle finger

Her tampons drop down between her Maxi

I left tips for cocked up legs in the taxi

Yo take her home cab driver, here's her panties

Chorus