Red Herring

This thing is like the loch ness monster

People say it's somewhere down there

And you'd like to believe it cause it's such a good story

But so far you have not seen hide nor hair

You and I are like a red red herring baby, we go nowhere at all

You and I are like a ten pin bowling, ten pin bowling you just set us up watch us fall

You and I are like a weak cup of coffee, weak cup of coffee on a winter's day

You and I are like a free lunch, there's no such thing but we eat it up anyway

So I talked to my sister she said run some red lights

Cause I've been watching you sit here bargain with yourself all day

And I don't know who you think you're fooling cause you've never been the

type to do right

And you've always been a sucker for a moving train

You and I are like a red red herring baby, we go nowhere at all

You and I are like a weeble's wobble, weebles wobble but they never fall

You and I are like a weak cup of coffee, weak cup of coffee on a winter's day

You and I are like a free lunch, there's no such thing but we eat it up anyway

So I guess you think you're hot shit cause the way you made me shake and

shiver

But I could do that by myself going twenty in the breakdown lane

And I could take that back or I could take it to the river

But I'll give it all to you cause I know that you're just the same

You and I are like a red red herring baby, we go nowhere at all

You and I are like a weeble's wobble, weebles wobble but they never fall

You and I are like a weak cup of coffee, weak cup of coffee on a winter's day

You and I are like a free lunch, there's no such thing but we eat it up anyway