Chupacabra

Chupacabra

you're my best friend

when i'm with you

i just pretend that you're a normal human

i know it's far from the truth

but people would panic

if they saw you

so why don't we just stay indoors

i'll make a candle lit dinner

and we'll lay down on the floor

by the fire

i know you want to

well all you have to do

is say yes

come on baby

because Chupacabra

i love you more than the rest

for you i'd take a bullet

or some buckshot

or a hypodermic needle

or a laser beam to the chest

oh Chupacabra you're the only one for me

just move into my apartment

and you'll see

i think about you day and night

with your small bright red

beady eyes

and i can't get you out of my head

if you were gone i can't imagine it

i would just

want to be dead

your blood may be green

but you're all i can see

when i close my eyes

oh Chupacabra marry me

i love you

i do

i want to spend

my whole

life

with

you