Raise Your Steins

The morning sun had risen, we cracked our drinks and cheers

Ol’ Mate Dazzel and Frosty started downing all the beers

Neil Rummy Rackers drank a rum straight from his shoe

The Immobilizer stood proud and tall with a belly full of brew

Mother Junkst tipped Jacob a long pour from afar

The Majestic Beast spent all his gold on the wench behind the bar

Ultralord discovered, the most potent scotch of all

He took a swig, did a jig and had a mighty fall

There he goes, he fell off the ship, the captain was no more

Who will keep this ship on course to drink with one and all

I quickly ran up the stairs from the galley down below

I took the wheel, slocken some rum, onwards we will go!

Sailing on the high

Our drinks raised to the sky

Questing together

Ready to drink into the night

Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry

Let's Party- like we're gonna die

Now Skull - slam your beer bong down

And raise your stein up to the sky

Let's Drink – stop at every bar

Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr

Now Skull - put every drop away

We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!

While we were out at sea this time, a wench came up to me

She asked if she could spin my wheel with a playful look of glee

She checked my compass twice to make sure it was pointing north

I got a little side tracked and the ship steered way off course

Ahoy! She said as the sea men came to greet her merrily

The Lager Crew yelled out, "fuck yeah" and raised their drinks to me

I am Captain Gregaaarrr of the S.S. Plunderberg

I'll lead the greatest drunken journey you have ever heard

Sailing on the high

Our drinks raised to the sky

Questing together

Ready to drink into the night

Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry

Let's Party- like we're gonna die

Now Skull - slam your beer bong down

And raise your stein up to the sky!

Let's Drink – stop at every bar

Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr

Now Skull - put every drop away

We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!