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Artist: Lagerstein
Canonical path: /lagerstein/slocken-the-rum
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Slocken The Rum
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Slocken The Rum
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Land in sight, beneath the night, we anchor on the shore,
We climb down and storm the town, pile in the bottle store,
We say unto the publican with a knife held to his throat,
"Give us all ya fuckin' grog, put the barrels on the boat!"
So we can...
Slocken the rum, come and join in the fun,
The revel's begun, from noon until sun,
Our foes are undone and our honour is won,
Let's celebrate together as we slocken the rum!
Aboard the ship, our trusty skip, with tonnes of rum in tow,
The crewmen drink the nectar as they swagger to and fro',
We fight like bloody morons, we each will have our go,
When we run out of stomach space its contents we will throw!
Slocken the rum, come and join in the fun,
The revel's begun, from noon until sun,
Our foes are undone and our honour is won,
Let's celebrate together as we slocken the rum!
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