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Cum Captain (ft. Phil Druyor)

Cum Captain (ft. Phil Druyor) lyrics by Landon Tewers. Fuck a condom that's an abomination to me Shake that pussy in my face girl bring it to me Wanna taste...

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Cum Captain (ft. Phil Druyor)

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Fuck a condom that's an abomination to me

Shake that pussy in my face girl bring it to me

Wanna taste it like a fish fry, extra crispy

Think you're pregnant girl take an extra shot of whiskey

I aint the father type, new bitches every night

I fucked her two days straight and made

That bitch miss all her flights

Don't wanna meet your family

Don't wanna know your friends

I'm just trying to get my dick wet

In this mercedes benz, yeah right

I could add up every cent I've made since my birth

It's probably weighing on your brain

Thinking I aint got what

You're worth, I'm the worst

Every time I try to cum inside you

Something tells me to pull out

Trying to lick that booty clean

But something smelled like sauerkraut

I just wanna see ya naked

It's yourself you should be blaming

I turn off my phone all my friends are home

They probably know that I've been waiting

Baby don't tell me that you're used to me

We used to fuck until your pussy'd bleed

And I'd pull your hair and try to make you scream

Baby don't tell me that you're used to me

I'm cumming inside watching you ride

Light up a smoke girl you're reading my mind

Think she might puke, still looking cute

Making it harder for me to decide

Lets make your daddy cry tonight

Making him wish that your mother had raised you right

I'm a twat hungy bastard

I've mastered the art of removing

The need to ask me to give it faster

I'll cook you anything you ask me

Eating out your ass see I'm a mother fucking animal

I'm nasty

Not on birth control bitch, no problem

There's an abortion clinic down the road and I'll call em

It's the third time this week

The second I speak they're like hold your breath

Just be here by 3:00

I just wanna see ya naked

It's yourself you should be blaming

I turn off my phone all my friends are home

They probably know that I've been waiting

Baby don't tell me that you're used to me

We used to fuck until your pussy'd bleed

And I'd pull your hair and try to make you scream

Baby don't tell me that you're used to me

I'm cumming inside watching you ride

Light up a smoke girl you're reading my mind

Think she might puke, still looking cute

Making it harder for me to decide

Lets make your daddy cry tonight

Making him wish that your mother had raised you right

Well I'm a low down sucker

A poor mother fucker

My life is a bit of a rotten

cunt but God damn you love her

Tilt that head back baby and I'll just like

shoot one off in your mouth real quick

And if you wanted to blow a line or two

If thats the kinda thing that you like to do

And if you feel it go on drink till ya puke

Baby don't tell me that you're used to me

We used to fuck until your pussy'd bleed

And I'd pull your hair and try to make you scream

Baby don't tell me that you're used to me

I'm cumming inside watching you ride

Light up a smoke girl you're reading my mind

Think she might puke, still looking cute

Making it harder for me to decide

Lets make your daddy cry tonight

Making him wish that your mother had raised you right

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