Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Lard
Canonical path: /lard/mangoat
Related lyric paths: 6
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Mangoat
Read Mangoat lyrics by Lard on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Mangoat
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Lotta good that P.H.D. did me
Stuck... grocery store security
Cigar store Indian
Fake badge authority
Nothing ever happens here
Hark!
Camera, aisle 5
Dude with hair sprayed on
Pocketing razors
Pantyhose... why not?
Can opener and creme corn - what?!?!
Mangoat
Too hairy
Must shave
And warn others
No foam
All alone
Gorilla hair
Must go
Creme corn
Creme corn
Yep
Poor Kaw-liga
Never got his kiss
No one-way mirrors
To lurk behind as you undress
Aye-
He's headed for the back
Singing, "The hills are alive...
With the sound of music-"
Yonder,
Lady screams
Mangoat
In my stall
Make him stop
He'll shave us all
Hair off his back
Round the room it flies
Inquiring minds
Wanna know why
Creme Corn
Creme Corn
Why
Mangoat
Come out of that bathroom
We have you surrounded
Mangoat
Clean up your hairy mess
Give up that frothy chew toy
You're under arrest
Come out with cloven hooves
Above your mossy head
Bite one more officer
You'll trade that rag for lead
Creme Corn
Creme Corn
Creme Corn
Creme Corn
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