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Artist: Lavin Christine
Canonical path: /lavin-christine/sensitive-new-age-guys
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Sensitive New Age Guys
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Sensitive New Age Guys
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Spoken: Sing along, it will help you with your male bonding kind-of-thing...
Who like to talk about their feelings?
(Sensitive New-Age Guys)
Who's into crystal, who's into healing?
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Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
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Who are hard to tell from women?
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Who like to cry at weddings, who think "Rambo" is upsetting?
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Who tape "Thirty-Something" on their VCR's?
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Who's got child-on-board stickers on their cars?
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Whose last names are hyphenated?
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Who loved "Three Men and a Baby", a movie I hated?
(Sensitive New-Age Guys)
Who's consciousness is constantly raising?
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Whose tax-free income is amazing?
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Who think that red meat is disgusting?
(Sensitive New-Age Guys)
Who's into UFO's, channelling, and dusting?
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Who believes us when we say we have pre-menstrual syndrome?
(Sensitive New-Age Guys)
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?
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Spoken: Let's ask these guys who plays in the Seattle Kingdome...
Hey, do you know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?
(Mumble...mumble...)
Oh, good answer, good answer!
Who likes music that's repetitious?
(Sensitive New-Age Guys)
Who likes music that's repetitious?
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Who's concerned about your orgasm?
(silence)
Spoken: ...Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys said you were sensitive?
(Well, Christine...we're sensitive -- but we're not *that* sensitive!)
I guess it's more important that they have 'em
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Who carries the baby on his back?
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Who thinks that Shirley McLaine is on the inside track?
(Sensitive New-Age Guys)
Who sings on singalongs even when they can't stand stupid singalong songs?
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(Spoken: Thank you for sharing.)
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