Muppet N.A.M.B.L.A. (featuring The Distillers)

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

And who gives a fuck anyway?

Rainbows are stupid, they only remind me

That my life is sick with decay

And so you are stupid, you choose to believe it

I know we're all gonna die

We'll never find it, the rainbow Connection

The sickly, the worthless, and I

Who said that "every wish would be heard amd answered

When wished on the morning star"

Some asshole thought of it, some sucker believed it

And look what it's done so far

And it's so pathetic, that you are pathetic

And it's all you aspire to be

You'll never find it, the rainbow connection

The homeless, the wealthy, and me

All of us are gonna die

You could say nature's a facist

Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices

Swimming around in your head?

Some say "I'm lucky!" and some say "I'm Happy!"

But most say "I'd rather be dead"

And I know I'm lazy and apathetic

Sometimes that is all that know

And I'll never find it, the rainbow connection

The leftover crizack and you