Legally Blonde The Musical

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Positive

Positive lyrics by Legally Blonde The Musical. Honey whatcha cryin' at? You're not losing him to that Both her hair and shoes are flat Why is she so rude?...

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Positive

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Honey whatcha cryin' at?

You're not losing him to that

Both her hair and shoes are flat

Why is she so rude?

Wipe your tears, it's no big thing

You were meant to wear his ring

Cheer-up, chin-up

It's time to bring a happy attitude

Keep it positive

And slap her to the floor

Keep it positive

As you pull her hair and call her whore

You can take her in a fight

You and he will reunite!

You know we're right

We're positive

KILL HER!

ELLE

Girls, girls!

Violence is never wise

Not the way to win that guy

Anyway she's twice my size

Who's gotta plan B?

GIRL

Uh, me

Look at her, she's like a nun

Show him you are way more fun

Bust out the lap dance

And you won

You off the hizzle, gee!

ELLE

What?

GIRLS

Keep it positive

Let out your inner freak

Keep it positive

Mrs. Prissy Pants won't last a week

You will wear his appetite

You and he will reunite

You know we're right

We're positive

We're positive

We're positive

We're posi-

ELLE

(Spoken)

Oh, my God, you're making me sick

VIVIAN

(Spoken)

Are we?

VIVIAN

(Spoken)

Warner, let's take this back to my place

GIRLS

AAH

Hey, hey, hey!

Keep it positive

That he loves you and not her

You're hotta'

And I bet ya smarter

She don't know the real him

You feel him

So don't her her steal him

Wakin' up like sleepin' beauty

Turn his head with your red hot booty

We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk

It's positively time to shake your junk

Shake, shake, shake, shake

Shake, shake, shake, shake

Woo

ELLE

(Spoken)

Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!

He left while we were shaking "junk" ! Wait!

(Sung)

Girls I'm positive

That we've taken this to far

No, I'm positive

This is Harvard, not a stripper bar

All this trashy carryin' on

That's the reason that he's gone

I need a salon

Girls I'm

ALL

Positive

ELLE

Try not to get upset

But I'm

ALL

Positive

ELLE

That it's time for me to go brunette

GIRLS

What!?

ELLE

Being blonde

And being hot

That got me exactly squat!

Gotta show him I've got more to give

No, I'm positive

GIRLS

Positive

ELLE

I'm positive

GIRLS

Positive

ELLE

I'm positive

GIRLS

Positive

Positive

ALL

Positive!

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