Take It Like A Man

Take it like a man

(Talking)

Emmett:

What is this place?

Elle:

It's called a Department Store.

Emmett:

It's…It's beautiful.

Elle:

Shhh…

(singing)

Elle:

First a deep breath

Take it all in

Feel all those halogens warming your skin

Smell how they pump in pure oxygen.

See they care.

(talking)

Lady:

Love?

Emmett:

Excuse me?

Lady:

Love, the fragrance from Chanel.

Emmett:

Oh. No thank you.

(singing)

Elle:

Don't be afraid

You're here with me

You can have anything here that you see

I'm gonna treat you like royalty.

So prepare, cause something's in the air.

(talking)

Emmett:

I think its love

Elle:

Exactly!

(singing)

Elle:

Here you'll become what your suppose to be

You think you can't but you can.

Think of the guy you want most to be.

Here's your chance to make it

So take it like a man.

Emmett:

Where do I look?

Boy am I lost.

What do I want? And how much will it cost?

What kind of line have I finally crossed?

What's that smell?

(talking)

Guy:

Subtext, by Calvin Klein.

(singing)

Emmett:

Those I don't like,

That's kind of neat.

Guys who wear that get beat up on my street.

Still I've come this far, I can't retreat.

In my shell, okay than what the hell…

I'm with Elle!

Both:

Here you'll become what your suppose to be

You think you can't but you can.

Think of the guy you want most to be.

Here's your chance to make it

So take it like a man.

Elle:

God, I love shopping for guys!

Emmett:

This is very strange.

Elle:

Watching them change right before my eyes.

Emmett:

Don't watch me change.

Elle:

Look at you striking a pose.

Your confidence grows.

You bloom like a rose.

Emmett:

Its just clothes

Elle:

God I love shopping for men.

Emmett:

Okay, this is nice.

Elle:

And what can the two that walk out of ten

Emmett:

Is this the price?

Elle:

Don't worry this is my treat,

There's someone I'd like you to meet.

(talking)

Both:

Whoa.

Emmett:

I look like Warner.

Elle:

Yeah.

Emmett:

But it's just me.

(singing)

Elle:

That's the best part

The outside is new.

But now it reflects, what's already in you.

Couldn't change that if I wanted to

And I…do not.

(talking)

Emmett:

Thank You

Elle:

Thank You.

(singing)

Elle:

This is no gift,

It's payment in kind,

Cause you saw behind all the blonde to my mind

Oh, we've got to buy this,

What are you blind?

You look hot….

Is he not hot??…?

Background:

Here you'll become what your suppose to be

You think you can't but you can.

Think of the guy you want most to be.

Emmett:

That guy's not anywhere close to me

Elle:

You could be him if you chose to be.

And I'm his greatest fan.

Elle:

Here's your chance to make it(Your chance to make it)

So take it like…(So take it like)

Everyone:

A man!!!

A man!!!

A man!!!