Collider

You say you love me but you never beep me

You always promise but you never date me

I try to fax but it's busy, always

I try the network but you crash the gateways

You never spend your nights with me

You don't go out with other girls either

You only love your collider

I fill you screen with hearts and roses

I fill your mail file with lovely phrases

They all come back: "invalid user"

You never let me into your computer

You never spend your nights with me

You don't go out with other girls either

You prefer your collider

I gave you a golden ring to show you my love

You went to stick it in a printed circuit

To fix a voltage leak in your collector

You plug my feelings into your detector

You never spend your nights with me

You don't go out with other girls either

You prefer your collider

You only love your collider

Your collider.