Liquid Nitrogen

You poured liquid nitrogen down my spine

As you told me you didn't love me any more

And run off with the girl next door

You poured liquid nitrogen in my heart

And you told me it wouldn't hurt, what a liar

You promised you'd always be true

You said you'd be mine 12 months a year, 24 hours a day

You said i'd be yours each week my dear, until the end of time

But then you found her and you left me here

To cry and to run of tears

And now here i wait 12 months a year

But i'm hoping one day you'll come back and stay

You poured

You said you'd be mine forever and ever, 5040 minutes a week

Except Christmas day 'cause you go see your mother

(That's) 2800 less divided by 2

You said i'd be yours 30, 240, 000 seconds a year

Including leap years, which means 86, 400 extra every four

You poured

You said you'd be mine 3600 seconds an hour every day

Which in milliseconds that's 43, 200 times 10 to the 3rd

You said i'd be yours 24 hours a day

Integrating until the end of time

Now in nanoseconds that's just the square root

Of 2670 billion times 10 to 90 divided by two