Pillow Talking

Ey, ey Dmn!

L tapped twice on some ass like grams

(I just fucked)

Now what I'm doing?

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch

I just finished spazzin' on a bitch

Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch

I'm like girl that was great, talk about a connection

Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?

She like yeah that was nice, I enjoyed myself

Great, yeah

She like can you reach that shelf for my phone?

I'll take care the alarm

I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"

She like yeah, we just had sex

What did you think?

I was just gonna fuck you and leave?

No, I I hadn't thought that far ahead

But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?

Oh, can you not tickle my hair?

It's just a personal thing, it's not you

Okay sorry for doing it

No, no, it’s just a personal thing, it’s not you

Okay cool. Yeah

Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?

Only thing I know is that it's cold

Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA?

Well, I can't compare them they're so different

Y'know what I'm sayin?

Yeah, for sure

She like apples to oranges

Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya

What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?

She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do?

She like he in the Army

Oh, true

Uhh, do you fuck with the war?

She like huh, what did you just say?

Huh, like just now?

Yeah

Do you fuck to the war?

No, I don't fuck with the war

I'm like no, I don't fuck with the war

Just don't know how to react to the forces

I should have just thanked you of course -

Uh, why would you thank me?

Uh, I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay

While we on the topic

I been actually thinking about some shit

About the Army and Navy

What if tomorrow is the day

That the fucking aliens came

And invaded our nation?

Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?

Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?

So not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherfucker

Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us

And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate

Without a hint of intimidation?

Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?

Granted I don't know the alien heart, but

You get what the fuck I'm sayin?

Like what the fuck would it be like?

Would they be like Earth go hard?

Or is it just another conquest?

Or would they be like damn earth go hard

They was harder than Simian

You ever talk to your brother about this uh type of stuff?

Then she like no

I'm like well what you think?

She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be

I'm like girl what you mean?

She like I don't believe

In the war?

In aliens

Oh hold up

Hold up, wait

Girl what you sayin?

That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?

I guess

What an enormous coincidence that shit would be

Do you see what I'm sayin'?

I can't hear what you're sayin'

Well the universe always expanding

There are infinite galaxies

Why would we be the anomaly?

She like that's no coincidence

I call that shit God

I'm like oh you're religious, bitch

You think it's all God

No, I know it's all God

No, I know that there might be a God

First off, nobody knows there's a God

Girl I think we should drop this

No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?

Brain uhh, brain on some other shit though

I been all up in the club for the year hey brain

I been killin' shit don't mind me

I'm just top flight

I could sure use a Sprite

I'm thirsty as fuck

Who gettin money?

That's brain

Who make decisions?

That's brain

Who make the hits?

That's been brain

Who run the whole operation?

That be brain

(Brain, can you just get back to the issue here)

Uh, can you just remind the brain?

(You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if he exists)

Don't call brain names

The brain couldn't recall

But if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left

Guaranteed there's a god

(I believe in a god, yes)

So god never wrong

God never wrong, right?

Yeah, that's like the whole point

(Brain just get there, please)

Hold up

So god made the earth

And god was like hold up, this shit is boring

It need more shit

God was like Imma put dinosaurs on that bitch

Dinosaurs on that bitch

Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?

What is your brain even saying?

Can he get to the point?

Hold up brain you just did it

God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking

About what?

Bitch, the dinosaurs

He made the Earth for them

But then he like nah?

Dinosaurs are just blah?

What's your point?

I'mma cook up some blondes?

Like he was way off

I don't look like a dinosaur

Ho them things 35 feet

I'm like 5 foot 11

But on Tinder I'm 6 foot

Seen that Brachiosaurus

That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven

And that's just an expression bitch

There ain't no heaven

Ha, funny

I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong

I guess this the exception

Can I talk now?

Go ahead

Look

Everything in life has purpose

You, chickens, a midget at a circus

What?

I don't interpret

She like that's not for me to determine

So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?

That's not for me to determine

But ok

I'm just a person

Okay, but think of the root of the argument girl

View how we started this girl, like you don't believe in the aliens

You confine God to earth girl, I find that shit silly salient

I just don't presume to know the plan

Bitch me neither but that's not what I've been sayin

But what are you sayin?

Why can't God fuck with aliens?

Why can't Earth just be like a fucking small side project for this guy?

Ok, look we just don't see eye to eye

Yeah but logically like you don't believe in your side

Yeah but you're like bringing up fucking dinosaurs

Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows

Yeah, there is hard soil evidence girl

Like what's next you don't fuck with Pangaea?

She like lets change the subject

Ok

(This bitch don't know about Pangaea, uhm)

Brain leave it alone

I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?

Oh my god I'm so hungry

Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?

Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, I'm on it

Also I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing

Come on dude I'm a grown up

I'm capable of having intelligent conversations

Okay, I just fuck it

Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni

Ugh

Sausage?

How can you eat that shit?

No, no, no, this not Dominoes

This legit, is high quality meat and shit

No, no, I'm vegetarian

Oh right, well we can get half pepperoni

And half of whatever you like

Uh, ew, I can't have that shit

In the same box

Seriously? You're that against meat?

No, I'm that against us being gluttonous

Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eaten

Okay, is it how we treat them?

Uh, that sure doesn't help

Ok

She like I'm not opposed to us hunting

But now we not trackin' them down

We just breed them to eat

That's disgusting

You should honestly read on the subject

Alright hold up

Just because we're not running around with a bow and arrow

Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens

We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough

To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want

That's my point we just incubate animals

Instead of just letting them live how they come

But, that's just your God at work bitch

Why we go hard on earth

What you think would happen right now

If you left my place

And there were like three wolves waiting for you

Wolves?

Bitch, they would tear your ass up

Viciously

Like they would eat your titties

And your pussy

That's what they do

And your face and shit

Humans are smarter bitch

That's what we do

She like apples to oranges

Bitch that phrase don't make no sense

Why can't fruit be compared?

She like I'm gonna leave

There's just all of these conflicting principles

Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza

I will, that's my god given right

She like where is my bag?

Oh that leather one next to the trash?

That's the one right? Made out of cow, I think?

Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area?

So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the shit

I'm not listening dude

That's barbaric as shit

Do you come from the vikings?

Why are you even still talking?

Do you take peoples land?

Do you fuck with the war?

How are there no Ubers anywhere?

Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here

I don't wanna add shit to my phone

Okay the choices are clear, ho

Ubers are not around here at all

Taxis will come but they real slow

And the brain gotta poop

T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit

I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy

Uhh, look do you just want to sleep here?

Uhh no thanks

It's past 2 am

I'm not sharing a bed with you

You can sleep in my bed, I'll just sleep on the floor

Fine, you're sure?

Yeah, it's cool

I won't throw you out to the wolves

Oh my god, you are so annoying

I couldn't help myself

But can you at least throw me a pillow?

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch

I'm just pillow talking with a bitch

I just finished spazzin' on a bitch

Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch

Brain gotta poop still

Please don't neglect the brain

Please don't neglect the brain

Hold on, is that my Lyft?

Nah, I got a pizza

Full pepperoni too

So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it

(But first you should poop)

(Please don't neglect the brain)