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Artist: Liliana Felipe
Canonical path: /liliana-felipe/cuando-cumpla-los-80
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Cuando cumpla los 80
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Cuando cumpla los 80
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Cuando, cuando cumpla los ochenta
Me pondré calzones rojos, y sandalias satinadas
Y saldré por las iglesias a reirme de las mochas
A escupirles el mandado cuando, cuando, cuando
Cuando cumpla los ochenta y me robe las limosnas
De la iglesia de la esquina y me tire al monaguillo
En mitad del evangelio, y que venga nuestro reino
Venga, venga, venga
Si, será mi herencia unos calzones rojos
Un montón de santos rotos y el condón del monaguillo
Sí, seré una vieja loca, vieja escupe curas
Vieja puta, desalmada, vieja pero
Cuando, cuando cumpla los ochenta
Voy a ser un mal ejemplo, me voy a meter al templo
A gritarle a Torquemada: Vete mucho a la chingada!
Y agarrada de una vela, en la punta del altar
Yo se los voy a enseñar
Si, será mi herencia unos calzones rojos
Un montón de santos rotos y el condón del monaguillo
Sí, seré una vieja loca, vieja escupe curas
Vieja puta, desalmada, vieja pero no pendeja
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