Fatman In The Bathtub

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands & knees

He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil alright?"

She said "No, no honey, not tonite,

comeback Monday, well you comeback Tuesday, then i might."

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?

My Juanita. I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,

what are you up to? My Juanita.

Well, i dont want nobody who wont die for dance.

Dont throw me no speed cars cause i die tryin.

Throw me line, throw me a dime.

Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

I hear you moan, i hear you moan--moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run.

Runnin down the street and yellin at the top of his lungs

"All i want in this life and time is some good clean fun,

All i want in this life and time is some hit and run!"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?

My Juanita. I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,

what are you up to? My Juanita

Well i put my money in your meter baby so it wont run down,

But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesey side of town.

Throw me line, now show me a sign.

Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

I hear you moan, i hear you moan, yea