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Artist: Little Shop Of Horrors
Canonical path: /little-shop-of-horrors/mushnik-amp-son
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Mushnik & Son
Read Mushnik & Son lyrics by Little Shop Of Horrors on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Mushnik & Son
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[MUSHNIK]
How would you like to be my son?
How would you like to be my own
adopted boy?
(I never liked him much before,
But count the cash that's in
the drawer
I've got no choice- I'm much
too poor-)
Say yes
[SEYMOUR]
What for?
[MUSHNIK]
Seymour I want to be your dad
I'll gladly treat you
Like my blood and my own flesh
[SEYMOUR]
Like Ozzie Nelson, Dave and Rick?
[MUSHNIK]
Like Honey Fitz and take your pick
[SEYMOUR]
Then kiss me quick, I'll be your son
[MUSHNIK]
Dont' make me sick, just be my son
[MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]
Mushnik & Son sounds great
Three words with the ring of fate
[MUSHNIK]
So say you'll incorporate with me
A florist's dream come true
Mushnik and his boychik, you-
What business we'll do for F.T.D.
[MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]
Like Andy Hardy and the Judge
Like Zeus and Mercury
Like Dumas Fils and Pere
[SEYMOUR]
In trouble sickness and in wealth
[MUSHNIK]
We'll share the plant and share the wealth
I'll call my lawyer
[SEYMOUR]
Call me son
[MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]
Mushnik & Son, that's that
[SEYMOUR]
Officially I'm your brat
[MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]
Consider the mnatter closed and done
Now to the world let's stick
Our Senior and Jumior shtick
[SEYMOUR]
Through thin and through thick
[MUSHNIK]
Through sloppy and slick
[MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]
Through kiss and through kick
Mushnik & Son!
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