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Artist: Logan Paul
Canonical path: /logan-paul/help-me-help-you
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Help Me Help You
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Help Me Help You
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What do I wear?
I only told you twelve times
The first dress that you put on is still your best find
We've been sitting in this dressing room for hours
I need a break baby I don't have the brainpower
When you ask me my opinion
I'm always sure to be your minion
Girl, you're kinda like long division
Everything is difficult
Help me help you
Girl what you trying to do
Cause I don't got a clue
No, I ain't no scooby doo
(Help me help you)
Cause I'm hungrier than you
I just wanna get some food
And you about to kill my mood
(Help me help you)
Do these jeans make me look fat?
Yeah I know you want the answer
But I'm smart and that's a trap
(Help me help you)
Oh, and here's a random fact
You still got my favorite hoodie
And you need to give it back
It ain't that I ain't calling back
It's just you said you needed space
And so I'm staying out your way
It ain't that I ain't got your back
But you went out of your way to make that k a lowercase
When you ask me my opinion
I'm always sure to be your minion
Girl, you're kinda like long division
Everything is difficult
Help me help you
Girl what you trying to do
Cause I don't got a clue
No, I ain't no scooby doo
(Help me help you)
Cause I'm hungrier than you
I just wanna get some food
And you about to kill my mood
(Help me help you)
Do these jeans make me look fat?
Yeah I know you want the answer
But I'm smart and that's a trap
(Help me help you)
Oh, and here's a random fact
You still got my favorite hoodie
And you need to give it back
(Whoaa-oo-ooooo)
Baby girl when I ask you if there's a problem
Don't tell me you're fine, I know you're not fine
I just don't understand you, you steal the covers
And then you want me to cuddle
You are you hot or are you cold?
Don't ask me if I think another girl is cute
That's a loaded question
What are you trying to do?
What are you trying to make me girl?
We're on the same team
So just please just listen to me and hear
What I have to say baby girl
(Help me help you)
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