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Artist: Logan Paul
Canonical path: /logan-paul/santa-diss-track
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Santa Diss Track
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Santa Diss Track
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Oh, hi mr. Claus
It's me, logan paul
22 Christmas's ain't heard from you at all
Now maybe cuz I'm naughty
Or maybe cuz I'm nice
May cuz I met mrs. Claus and hit it twice
Sneaking down my chimney
Homie that's a crime
Breaking in and entering, you just crossed the line
Got no milk and cookies here, boy you ain't ready
Got a two ton sleigh
Yeah we call it the yeti
And I heard you're north but I from ohio
Christmas round the corner
Get you merch, link in bio
(Ahhhg, logan paul you use your song to plug your merch?)
Yeah boy I'm the maverick
Why you feelings hurt?
Yeah I rep that merch
Yes I do in church
Yes I put in work
Who's that santa looking at?
Take your gifts and give em back
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that santa looking at?
You should drink more milk nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
Did you come to mingle?
Or did you come to jingle?
You know I got that blingle
Yeah jingle lingle dingle
Holda, you reindeer on my roof man
You're messing up my shingles
They call me lp this my hollyday single
Did I mention I was single
I'm addictive like a pringle
Yeah I'm extra like some springles
Educated and bilingual
Oui, je porte le merch
Yeah I rep the merch
Yes I do in church
Yes I put in work
Who's that santa looking at?
Take you gifts and give em back
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that santa looking at?
You should drink more milk nonfat
You should my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
He sees you when you're sleeping
Why you creeping in my room?
He knows when you awake
Who invited this buffoon?
Why you shaped like a balloon?
Why your life be deja vu?
Why your gifts be so fufu?
Why you e-mail still yahoo?
And your elves too! They got shit to do
Let em live
Why you play with little kids?
Why you come around my crib?
Why you beard look like a squid?
Why only one reindeer lit?
Why?
Yeah I rep the merch
Yes I do in church
Yes I put in work
Who's that santa looking at?
Take you gifts and give em back
Maverick merch is where it's at
Got the hoodie, got the hat
Who's that santa looking at?
You should drink more milk nonfat
You should get my new backpack
Throw away that dirty sack
(Yaaaaah,I'm the new santa claus
In fact I'm daddy, call me daddy
Daddy paul, yeah, merry christmas!)
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