400 Words in 1 Minute

Oh shit, I got a new challenge!

Somebody said: Hey, Mac, can you rap three hundred words in one minute?

And I was like: I can rap four hundred words in one minute

Check it out! Yeah!

I got a brand new challenge, everybody told me

I should grab the microphone and cut it open with my talons

I take a sharpie tagging your medulla oblangatta

I was screwing with your mama, I'm asuming I'm your father

See a lot of people copying my videos and holding up a iPhone

When they rapping trying to do it like I do

I'm giving a middle finger to the universe, I’m sicker than fuck…

Quick when I bust, putting voodoo inside you

I gotta spit four hundred words in under a minute

Fuckin' exquisite when I am bustin' ridiculous type of raps, bro'

Walk across a tight rope forty thousand feet up in the sky

While smoking on a stogie in my slippers and bath robe

I'm bringing a little terror to your mental state

I hit you in your lungs until you start to hyperventilate

Cuz life is always better with a double IPA and

Mashed potatoes sitting right next to your steak up on your mother fucking dinner plate

For all the people arguing on social media

About the quickest rapper in the world, you better know it's me, my friend

I am puffin' on some Denver Colorado marijuana

You can say that I'm a hippy cuz I swear to God that trees are friends

You faker than the butt on Khloe K, you fucker go away

You're parked up in a fire zone, your truck is getting towed away

They gotta break the hydrant and exterminate the heat I'm spitting

Shout to Danny Grooves because he fuckin' made the beat I'm ripping

I'm José Altuve, I am fuckin' little when I am swinging my bat

At the middle, Mac is so mental rapping subliminal facts

And attacking with criminal acts in the back of a rental

Like I'm Patrick Bateman hackin' with an axe, I crack your temple

Grab the microphone and get to choppin'

Like a semi automatic weapon, poppin' it will damage your skull

And if I ever cannot pay my bills off rapping

I'll walk in the store and steal a bunch of shit like I'm LiAngelo Ball

God damn, man, people are quite dumb

Somebody give me one reason that Rice Gum

Is famous I made this poison drink it and die son

I'm God, Jesus is my son

Huh, Hallaluejah

I’ll take your little credit card and stab you right in the medulla

Cuz you ain't got a motherfuckin' soul, you a loser

I'm the greatest rap YouTuber, booya

Oh shit, one minute and three seconds!

Well, guess what: that was four hundred and sixteen words!

I think we did it, Carrot!

Say: Yes

Or don't