A Tribute To Thundercats

I used to hold Nintendo games in with another game

Back when Shawny used to give JoJo's brother brain

Before I started on this world buzz

Before bill collector's started calling me more than my girl does

See I was curled up in the corner of my classroom

Sleepin on my desk or I was scribbling these rap tunes

Transfixed on half moons and paychecks

And mad cuz the (?) still jammed in my tape deck

Fuck no I didn't dress out for gym class

I took a nap on the bleachers, top level

Stole all my lunches, didn't go to class and got A's

Cuz there's six million ways to freak a block schedule

And this rhyme's for the high school drop-outs

Restaurant dishwashers and girls who use cop-outs

Artists who ain't being properly respected

And everyone who ever got their phone disconnected

Before Little League Lethal played in-field

I had a Huffy and a yellow-colored big wheel

I buried all my G.I. Joe's in the backyard

But mama made me wear a coat cuz of the wind chill

My role models were the janitor committees

And the punk rock kids who bummed cigarettes at Denny's

Until my girl sent me on my own

I can't be your ex-boyfriend, I'm trapped in the y-chromosome

I don't got a job cuz I don't got a car

I don't got a car cuz I don't got a job

I need to make rent, I need to do something

Instead I'm gonna push the snooze button

With two bucks in your pocket anybody's bitter at the gold rule

I was out-house suspended from the old school

Driving blindfolded, givin em the road rules

Lubricating my feet and slippin down the toadstool

Please don't download my music

The Internet's for porn and talkin shit don't abuse it

Please do download my music tho, fuck it

In high school I used to take the XL2 and dub it

They're very similar so I'ma talk this shit myself

Because the greatest rappers always seem to contradict themselves

And that's me...

One day that will be me