Black Widow Spider

I feel that sting in my toxic heart

I can't heal that thing cause your claws are sharp

It was nothing to you, when you cut me in two

Left me kicked to the curb feeling ugly and blue

I let these fictions capture me

And it's a lot easier than it has to be

You taste like xxxxx beer practically

And that's a flavor of my sick sick rhapsody

I'm gonna shoot my dope in the bathroom stall

Try to turn my woes around

I'm gonna stir my whiskey with a nail

I'm gonna guzzle that poison down

I'm gonna spend my rent money at the bar

Because i'm really not all that rich

I'm gonna turn my cell phone off right now

Cause i don't wanna call that bitch

Hook:

I love a girl that don't love me

And i call that girl black widow spider

I need to find me a brand new fix

And bring her back home just to lay beside her

I love a girl that don't love me

And i call that girl black widow spider

I need to find me a brand new fix

Need to bring her back home right now

On the syncopated measure,

I say a little somethin' to alleviate the pressure

Cause everything about you is deviant and clever

You say we need to treat each other better

Uh, are you joking?

I feel like a wounded puppy

Stupid, ugly

You used to love me

But instead of being hurt i'll just think about the time you gave me road-head

Bitch

Tell that dude not to answer your phone when i call you

I'll take a ball bat to his truck

I'd rather just leave you a 45 minute long rant on your answering machine cuz i'm drunk

Plus i can delete it all and re-record it

I wanna thank you for the grief and torment

The ghost in the blanket felt like you

And my bedroom fragrance smells like you

Hook

I'm gonna punch me a hole in the closet door

And try to turn my woes around

I'm gonna stir my brandy with a nail

I'm gonna guzzle that poison down

I'm gonna work things out on the telephone

Call one time only, that's it

I'm gonna break my telephone on the ground

So i don't drunk dial that bitch

There's a black raincloud floatin in my head

I always lose at the game of love

I gotta cleanse this nightmare out my system

Somebody wake me up

I'm gonna pop me a pill, gonna die for the girl that'll let me die for her

Cause my ex girl wanna ask me why i feel so strongly like i'm sure

C'mon