Crazy

Good evening, I've arrived to clean your pill drawer out

And talk to birds like Kilgore Trout

I shout out loud

I think that most these rappers out are probably into guys actually

Cause they want five mics, I'd rather have five Mallorys

When I write unraveled violent shades of quite contagious psycho babble

Hit me with a big steel shovel

Dig me in the white stone gravel

At the live show frazzled

Provoke the randomest mischief the counter rhythms are rowdy

But fuck these rappers, they're bitches

Cops come with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo'

I'm too illegal with the ink pen

Push or click over like somebody's tryin to beep in

Everyday is Saturday so baby hit the snooze button, let's sleep in

I say I'm selfish but they never listen

So I took 'em Christmas shoppin and I bought myself a television

Better find the troll up hold up got a clever line to pull up

Johnny rottin popped an oxycontin, nevermind the good luck, so

Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show

These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though

I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video

I'm perfectly content with being crazy

Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show

These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though

I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video

I'm perfectly content with being crazy

I received an e-mail from the president of a Nigerian bank

It said he had a hundred thousand dollars for me (thanks)

I can now invent my engine for the hard shell truth served

In the barbell-brute version of Marcel Proust words in a capsule

Attackin the vocabulary kingdom, see not everybody's cool

I got the swagger of a penguin

What you're seein is a dirty splash of Kansas City Eurotrash

Your surly ass uncle, countin dirty cash

Cops pull me over with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo'

I'm driving drunk like it's the weekend

Boy I gives a fuck, me and the homie Al swear in chinchill, brandy I'll swill, takin synthetic heroin pills

I lo-lo-love the taste of hops and malted barley and beer

It makes me wanna bite who's on stage like Carlos Mencia

But I don't steal, I've had a charming career

So bring your armor and gear

Because the dope style harbingers here

Oh!

Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show

These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though

I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video

I'm perfectly content with being crazy

Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show

These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though

I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video

I'm perfectly content with being crazy

Buy me a drink I've got some craziness to kill

People spreadin rumors, they ain't sayin shit for real

Kansas City muthafucker, full of dangerous skill

I'm perfectly content with being crazy