Love Potion

(Eat a pelican and sit yo ass down)

Yo..yo..yo

Attack of the 50-foot teddy bear

Holding a lumberjack axe and a picture of Oprah

I got a three headed fiance with seven eyes

Incubating dinosaur eggs under the sofa

One fifty one, Malibu rum

Gather the blood in the tip of a black and blue tongue

Werewolf mixture flush it out the beaker

Til the alcoholic ectoplasm gushes out the speaker

From my dunhills to the duck-billed platypuses

About to spray the flesh fire hose up at the bushes

Swindle thinkin I'm an educated writer

I'll get you bitten by a thousand metal-plated spiders

In the face

Yeah bitch, I bust in in stealth on the phone like

"Yo girl you touchin yourself?"

And she's like "ummm no?" "Oh"

Yeah

Murderous moves inverted the grooves

Servin' a brew that'll surely curb your enthusiasm

Burnin' the booth so fierce I fizzle

Usin' Saturn's rings to pierce my nipples

Show 'em cuz I got no game

I'd rather have a little sherlock grease in my lo mien

Show thangs 'til she bust in and twirl

Live on stage with a crush on your girl

I love it when they kiss me

I love it when they hug me

I love it when they make the love potion bubble

Especially I love it when she comes to my crib late at night

cause you're fightin' and your girl wants to snuggle

And I dont wanna sound rude

But I got some shit that'll put you in the mood

For love

Oh shit, I think I'm 'bout to be sick

I push a 2060 hovercraft

The windows are bulletproof glass with a couple guns to blast

on the hood

Attackin' the gash with a mattress and headboard

snug in bubblewrap so i'm not crackin the wood

would you please step into my mind

and jump out my mouth and be a message in my rhymes

independent cyborg assassin actin' famous

i don't have an image, I have an imagination

I spit mutated sperm, you don't want it

swallow enough and little kids will grow in yuour stomach

Fallin' in love with you as I'm followin' my dreams

Crawlin' the tundra kissin as we wallow in the steam

Clean kicks, New Balance 950's with suction cups on the bottom

Spider walkin' up a building

Musical zenith koala

My medulla oblangata slider chalkin up the killings

Slippin in the pages of enabling cranial abrasions

I came in a spaceship with the alien invasion of hatred

In flames that are basted and Arabian Iron Maidens with athiest eyes and painted patriot inflation

if I can

Show 'em cuz I got you hog-tied in a large cajun rice from Popeye's

I love 'em when they're cross-eyed, lookin flush

It reminds me that I got a crush

I love it when they kiss me

I love it when they hug me

I love it when they make the love potion bubble

I really love it when your mother comes over to my mother-fuckin crib cuz the bitch wants to cuddle

And I don't really wanna sound rude

But I got some shit that'll put you in the mood for love

Oh damn...you gotta use both hands?