Pachyderm

(Hahahahahaha)

Hey babe

I wasn't born yesterday (oh word),

I was born tomorrow (oh, I get it, I get it, I get it haha)

Shimmy, shimmy sit me in cages,

I'm so sophistimicated

But LSD just sent me back into these intricate stages

So I'm a get me some gages, a couple choppers,

And go rob a fuckin' doctor for his pain pills (yeah)

You grind a page but these emotional bitches

Are findin' ways to pine away in songs,

Like "oh my girlfriend left me. I don't like it"

These girls ain't bitches, the world's just vicious

And love's not pretty it's a sickness, bitches

(Mac you said bitches twice!)

Well great minds think alike like thoughts alike in pairs

And if you don't get it you're, like, impaired

I guess it's quite imperative for me to write my narrative to see

And every word gotta be spelled out in fuckin' pretty water colors right?

Well, I can hear my neighbors fuckin'

And if the egg is fertilized the baby's gonna be born

With it's heart pounding like the thumping pattern of the drum

I scribble out a little psycho babble from the lungs.

Where you from?

(The mother fuckin' junkyard boy)

Just have a meltdown

Just have a meltdown

Just have a meltdown

Have another meltdown

See, I don't really give a fuck about fame

I gotta a couple screws loose and they're shakin' in my brain

Hear the studs burbling, blood curdling,

Lung murdering, drum hurdling visions

(Minus all the cheap jokes)

Fear the present type, the iridescent light,

The piercing pressure bite that makes you

Clear your crescent pipe of all the weed smoke

Just my irrelevant irreverence and every other measure's

Been realigned inside a shiny metal splint

The devil sin, another psychosomatic and flabby pachyderm,

Crabby foamin' out the mouth from rabid germs

She was a taciturn woman that had a trashy perm

Pokin' at the holes in my brain, the lysergic acid burns

Well burn muthafucker, burn that shit

It helps me justify takin' all these risks, bitch