Rapping 1000 Words In 2 Minutes

Okay y’all

One thousand words in two minutes

Let’s do this

Yo

In a couple minutes I'ma have to kill it

All the haters that just sit up on the web

But they will say that they don't feel it

But I'm never gonna listen to these idiots who dumb as fuck

I punch 'em and I kick 'em and I hit 'em with an uppercut

They told me that I got a record that I gotta break it

Get your woman naked in the garden she’ll be talking stank

I fill my lungs up full of air and bust you 'til I hyperventilate

A thousand words, a hundred twenty seconds I'mma get it straight

I'ma grab the mothafuckin' Sun and take a bite of it

I see a rapper try to say he sick but he a vitamin

You know that Mr Mac up on the track like it's a Viking ship

I rip the fucking beat up in to bits man I go psycho quick

All the ladies in the world is like "I love you, Mac"

I fry their brain up and you fuckin' noggin' when I bust a rap

I find a beat I really wanna kill em and I do it

All the mumble rappers in the game are dumb and sounding stupid

I’m an artist with a plan and stacking money in the videos

If that shit is a gimmick, tell the truth I wanna spit it slow

You don’t like the way that I be rappin’ fuckin’ sue me

I’ma get up on the stage and whip it out, just call me Louis

I’ma kill the groove by Danny Mac is lethal with the skill

I am the king, I order you to have a pizza every meal

You acting cheesy like a bag of Doritos

I swear to God I’ll tape your mouth shut and throw you in the back of a vehicle

I’m a missile with the flow, I’m like a rapid torpedo

I got a gun up in my hand the size of Danny Devito

But now you sinkin’ like the fuckin’ Titanic

If anybody want a piece of this I’m Thanos killing half of the planet

Listen to me, I don’t give a fuck about the shit that rappers meant

The world of fuckin’ choppin’

There’s a hundred million chapters baby

I could prolly squat a fuckin’ elephant for fifty reps

I need to breathe a little bit of air right now and get my breath

I climb right up the wall like I’m a ninja with a weapon

I’m an angel and I’m evil balling bitches up in heaven

Everybody call me Lethal, I’ve been rapping twenty years

And walk on water like I’m Jesus only rappin for the cheers before

I get up in the ring and fight a rapper I'ma dip both of

My hands in broken glass so I can leave the fucker battered

I’ma hit them with a bat right in the head until they dead

And make him take back all the dumb and stupid words he ever said

Let me take a breath so I can get back on the drums again

And sneak up on you like I’m the Phantom of the Opera

With a mask over my face but my teeth under your throat

And then I’m drinkin’ every droplet of your motherfucking blood, my friend

I’m just a product of Peter, the clip will pop in the heater

I got the spots of a cheeta

So when the gotta da vida

You better walk away

I’m rapping like a lunatic, I burn the mic and post it up on YouTube for the stupid chips

(Where’d you go?!)

So let me take another breath, I’m lookin’ hella dope

And I’ve been poppin’ since I made the pancakes cook up on the stove

And all you rappers up on YouTube had to treat me like the pope

‘Cause I’m the fuckin’ original

And you’re just huffing the chemicals and you’re just suckin’ like tentacles

Anybody this lyrical better just know I’m coming with the illest flow ever

Tryna kick that bull shit, you get your toes severed

Flames comin’ out my lungs you know I’m crushin’ every drum that ever popped up in the war path

Burning everything that I can see or smell or hear

That starts a fire in the sky and that’s the mother fucking forecast

People wanna say “Mac just raps fast. Really, he ain’t sayin’ shit”

You just mad ‘cause you can’t speak alien

Let’s do it

Gotta spit a lot of fuckin’ words in just a little time

I’m about to put a bomb inside your soul so I can blow your mind

I make it look so easy everybody wanna try it

But your lungs will prolly suffocate and then you’ll end up dying

I’ma take a sword and cut my fuckin’ capillaries open

Lava coming out my mouth and all my raps are fuckin’ smokin’

Anybody wanna try to play the game with Mac is losin’

I be comin’ like a wolverine and show my teeth and chew ‘em

I’ma bite a silly rapper on the throat until he bleedin’

I’ll be taking every dollar out your pocket, now we even

I’ll be taking every crumb right off your plate, that’s how I’m eating

What the fuck you gonna do? I‘ll crack your soul and then I reach in

I’m the best that ever did this, other raps, they’re not a match for me

You gotta know that I can drop a line so hard it cracks a tree

I poke you in the eyeball with a microbe

Now you have to see that when I rap I don’t have to breathe

Oh shit! Two minutes and three seconds!

Well that was one thousand and thirty words

New world fuckin’ record! Yeah!

Oh shit, new world record