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Artist: Mad TV
Canonical path: /mad-tv/hairy-body
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Hairy Body
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Hairy Body
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Hairy bodies,
please shave your body,
hairy bodies,
wax your body right,
shave your back alright,
Oh my god your back is a wreck,
looks like buckweed climbed onto your neck,
gonna bring the shaver,
gonna bring it now,
gonna take it to your one eyebrow,
do I have hair in my ear? (yea yea)
how bout on my neck? (yea yea)
sprouted out my nose? (yea yea)
god i'm a hairy fool,
oh your clogging up my pool!
Chorus:
Hairy bodies-ah,
shave your bodies-ah,
hairy body-ah
wax your body right,
shave your back alright!
now every body grab your hair,
and comb it way up in the air,
now paste it under your arm,
now you look like Paula Jones,
do I have hear in my ear? (yea yea)
how bout on my neck?(yea yea)
sprouted out my nose? (yea yea)
everytime I kiss your cheeks,
I get hair stuck in my teeth,
(chorus 2x)
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