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Artist: Mad TV
Canonical path: /mad-tv/porn-star
Related lyric paths: 6
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Porn Star
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Porn Star
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Last night I was surfing on the internet,
speeding through cyberspace, (You've Got Mail)
I was in a chat room,
wond up in an adult site,
Oh my god,
I recognized that face, (ohhhh!)
Chorus:
Grandpa!, he's a porn star,
he's an internet cyber stud,
Grandpa!, he's a porn star,
check out his little bud,
he's ungeritale,
he's shooting blanks,
he's 80 years old, (oohhhh!)
look, he's falling and he can't up,
can't get it up, get down with your bed cell,
find a trapeeze,
no BBD's,
crack that whip,
don't break a hip,
check out his funky hip geration,
he must be taking his medication,
grandpa so hot, he smokes,
if he keeps it up,
he'll have a stroke, (ahhhhh!)
Chorus:
Grandpa!, he's a porn star,
he's an internet cyber stud,
Grandpa!, he's a porn star,
check out his little bud,
he's ungeritale,
plays with viagra,
his 80 years old.
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