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Artist: Mad TV
Canonical path: /mad-tv/virginal
Related lyric paths: 6
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Virginal
Read Virginal lyrics by Mad TV on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Virginal
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Used to be such a Dirty Girl
I showed my kooch
Making world news
Sales have dropped cause I grossed you out
You didn't care to see my pubic hair
So now I'm Virginal
I changed my slutty ways
Covering up my thong
I am Virginal
Lets see if it will pay
At least for this one song
This ain't a sexy song today
There's a drag queen in the wig
There's a fat girl no one likes
There's an anorexic twig
My pierced nipples ain't in sight
There's a sad boy lifting weights
Gay guys kissing deep and slow
But you won't see my wild state
While you watch this video
Cause I'm Virginal
won't flash my ass for you
Even if you beg
Cause I'm Virginal
I'm trying something new
Closing up my legs
No more sexy song for you
Unless this don't sell then I'm going
Right back to being whore
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