Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Makeshift3
Canonical path: /makeshift3/pancake-guru
Related lyric paths: 6
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Pancake Guru
Read Pancake Guru lyrics by Makeshift3 on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Pancake Guru
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Plain or blueberry is what I ask
I took the cool juice
To fill you up for your next task
I'm the pancake guru
Flip them from the grill to plates
I took the cool juice
Everyone I feed salivates
I'm the pancake guru
Do you know what I put in these?
Something that looks nothing like cheese
Try not to get too mad
I took the cool juice
Everything I cook is bad
I'm the pancake guru
Why don't you just wait and see?
I took the cool juice
I'll bury your head into a tree
I'm the pancake guru
I'm not gonna cook for you ya nut
To fill you up for your nasty gut
You should have got slapped long ago
How low, how low, how will you go?
Bash your head with a frying pan
Go find a jock in the Ku Klux Klan
Should of left you far behind
Normal people hate your kind
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Makeshift3 performs "Pancake Guru", and this lyric page sits inside the Makeshift3 catalog on LyroVerse.
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