Dogs Approaching

Hey, guys! Guys! Guys!

You'll never guess what I found

I thought it was a rock, but it was a human

Don't think they heard you

Heard what?

Would you dogs stop playing poker

For one second and listen?

I, the great papyrus

Detected that a human has entered snowdin!

Oh, just that?

Well, that's no big deal, is it, sweetie?

Not at all, sugar-lumps

Then why does undyne want us to capture the humans?

Undyne?

Come on, then! Let's find that human!

Finding that human won't be hard, no no

Not for the great royal guard, oh oh

Find that human, get the goal, oh oh

Get that human's human soul, oh oh ooohhh

A human! In snowdin!

See? I told you!

I found a human, and now I shall capture it!

I can't believe it, I found a human

When I capture it with puzzles, in the royal guard I'll be

I'll go call undyne, her jaw will hit the floor

She'll cry tears of joy and be so happy with me!

They won't resist my style and my charm

They'll be taken at once, this is gonna be great-

Stop right there human, listen to me-

Go dogpile that human!

What the hey- guys, wait!

What?

Shouldn't I be the one-

Pfft, no

This is royal guard business!

I'm with the royal guard!

You're in training!

Sorry, papyrus, but you did your part wonderfully

Dearest, where'd the human go?

I thought doggo was watching him!

I didn't see anything

Find the human!

Finding that human won't be hard, no no

Not for the great royal guard, oh oh

It's right there

Oh

They're even waving! How did you miss that?

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to

Dogpile attempt number two! Go!

No more games, human

Don't run away

We'll get you, human

Then we get paid!

We're the greatest guardsmen ever

Nothing gets past us

Except for you that one time

But let's not raise a fuss!

With our obedience training

We'll grab you, we bet!

Hey, is that a stick I see?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Gimme a pet!

Guys! Really?

I thought you were better than this!

Nothing is better than a belly rub

I thought we were gonna capture-

Yeah! But first, belly rubs!

How you gonna get pet by a kid who's not there?

Not there? Find the human!

Finding that human won't be hard, no no

Not for the great royal guard, oh oh

They barely moved!

Oh

I didn't see that coming

So, get the human?

Get the human!

Okay cool have at it

We're the greatest guardsmen ever

Nothing gets past us

Except for you once again

But let's not raise a fuss!

With our skill and fitness

We will win the day!

Tackle them into the snow!

Then roll around and play!

Sit, stay, fetch, shake hands, roll over

We know all the tricks!

Let's keep playing, wait, we're fighting?

Dang it, we got mixed up again!

We're the greatest guardsmen ever

Nothing gets past us

Except for you once again

But let's not raise a fuss!

With our skill and fitness

Come on then, human, much more to do

I've prepared all sorts of jumbles

We will win the day!

(Puzzles, traps, and you'll see-)

Tackle them into the snow!

(Here on this table, ready to be microwaved)

Then roll around and play!

(A frozen plate of my own homemade spaghetti!)

Sit, stay, fetch, shake hands, roll over

(If you feel hungry, go ahead and take a bite)

We know all the tricks!

(It will distract you, and there you will want to stay!)

Let's keep playing, wait, we're fighting?

(Okay, maybe it's stuck to the table, hey, human, where are you going?)

Dang it, we got mixed up again!

(Please do not run away!)

Where'd the human run off to?

Weren't you keeping watch?

(What happened to third time's the charm?)

No, this snow is freakin' awesome

(What happened to the royal guard)

Can I sniff your

(Helping me ou- guys!)

What?

The human's gone!

Gone? Find the human!

Finding that human won't be hard, no no

Not for the great royal guard, oh oh

This is why I don't work with amateurs

Would you say you had a bone to pick with them?

Sans!

Hey, it's all in a dog-day's work