Ghost Fight

My child, many monsters you meet in the underground

May wish to harm you, or block your way

But if you merely talk to them

You will find there is no conflict you cannot escape

Go ahead, try it out on this ghost!

Zzzzzz

Zzzzzz

You're not much of a talker, are you?

That's alright, I'm sure you-

My child? What are you- no!

Put down the stick! Ghosts are not for hitting!

My child! (oh)

Oh geez

Am I in your way?

Hey, hey, I'm sorry

Oh godness

Yeah

Guess I look funny

I'm not real sunny, though

No, no no, nnnngh

Just pluggin' along, listenin' to the radio

I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry

Do what you got to, don't mind me

I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying

Guess I'm in for a beating

Don't mind my frown

I'd weigh you down

I'd just waste your time

Incorporeal

Sorry, toriel

I can barely rhyme

Don't waste your life

Your pain and strife

On a guy like me

Please stop it, slick

Put down that stick

Don't lower my hp

You know, I'm only sitting here

Watching you try to hit me to be polite

You can't kill a ghost

We're kinda incorporeal

Yeah

I'm real sorry

I don't feel starry, though

No, no no, nnnngh

Makin' mixtapes, are they okay, I don't know

Long ago, I forgot how to laugh

I know how to say heh, that's just half of it

Not sure if I'm even real

I'm just not really feeling up to it

Hey

I made a hat

How about that?

Oh, oh, oh

I made it out of tears that I shed during this spat

Just another day in my little life

Full of melancholy, gloom and strife

I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave bed

I didn't want this afterlife

Sometimes it's cool

I feel like such a fool

Feeling like I have been schooled

A lonely piece of trash

Man, I want to crash

Be a weepin' ghoul

Yeah, my life is pain

Yeah, I'm quite insane

Even with this hat

Yeah, am I sayin'

Yeah too much?

Sorry about that

I just now realized I probably could have left at any point

But then you'd be unhappy too so sorry

W-what? Are you hugging me?

That's nice, but I can't really hug back

It would be weird

Frist of all, I don't have arms

Wow

Are we friends now

Don't even know how

This happened

Guess I'll live with it, guess this is my life now

I can't believe we stopped the fight

Is this your way of trying to make it right?

This is the longest anyone's listened to me

And the record won't break after tonight

I'm full of cheer

And can't you hear

It in the way I sing?

Well you should go

Before I go

And ruin everything

Pretend you beat me down

That would stop my frown

Give me a little glee

Meanwhile, I am

Just going to jam

To this melody

I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry

Do what you got to, don't mind me

I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying

Thanks for stopping the beating

Just another day in my little life

Full of melancholy, gloom and strife

I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave bed

I didn't want this afterlife

Well

This has been an experience

I've wasted enough of your time

Bye, I guess

Ooh