Tom Bodet

You and I we've had our problems but I think the counselor's right

A change in behavior patterns could save the romance in our lives

So let's load up the stationwagon, drive as far as we can get

Find ourselves a little Motel 6, and we'll make love like Tom Bodet

That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door

I'll day I love you in a monotone, mmm,mmm,mmm,

And we'll make love like before

Bring a bottle of champagne, ice it down in the sink

Use a plastic cup for an ashtray,

And leave our trash for the maids to clean

I know you've had your reservations about our love in the past

But if we lower our expectations, maybe it won't seem like such a test

So why don't you lock that door behind you

Come here and lay down by my side

And we'll give a whole new meaning to the words "It's checkout time"

I sure am glad we took our marriage counselors advice and came here to this

Motel 6. It's kinda like our second honeymoon. I know it's not the Holiday

Hilton, but there's color TV and cable, and free coffee in the morning, and,

oh look, Karate Kid Part 3 is coming on HBO. Well, we'd better get started,

because you know how much I hate to miss the beginning of a movie.

That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door

I'll say I love you in a monotone, mmm,mmm,mmm

And we'll make love on the floor