Every Monday

I was checked in by 4

Put the sign on the door

Looked out the window of the 17th floor

Yelled to the city that know me by name

And all the bad things that I do

I shed 5 bitter tears

Into 5 bitter beers

Look at my watch and said

"Where have the years gone?

I'm wasting away like a castle of clay

that's slowly crumbling into"

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Every Monday I get this pain

Every Wednesday it hits my brain

Every Friday I die

Cuz every day I still think of you

I was f***ed up by five

Talking nothing but jive

Told the bartender he'd never take me alive

All of this because my favorite show

Was cancelled last night on TV

So I called up Marie

She'd have sex for free

But for ten bucks an hour she'd listen to me

Talk about rock stars and models on dope

And how I can't cope with this scene

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