Lefty

I'm left handed when throwing

my shit across the room.

I'm left handed when I throw a fit

I use my left hand when I make myself come

to my senses when I'm losing it.

My left hand is good for when I'm knocking on wood

Although I gotta admit that it hurts.

I'm left handed when I picture you with another,

with your right hand taking off your skirt.

Chorus:

So I'm gonna take a day off

and watch the world around me.

take a day off and take it all in.

gonna take a day off and watch the world around me

take a day off and try to blend in

I'm left handed when writing graffiti on bridges,

though I can't write a bridge for this song.

They said I shoulda left out the part about your boob job,

they said it made this song kinda long.

My left hand's got a tan line where the ring used to be,

The one that you gave me before, 'cause I left that ring behind

inside an empty glass wine when the waitress scraped me up off the floor

(Chorus)

Bridge:

So little time with so much to do, everything was fine,

then there was you, I really don't mind

if you just pack your shit and go away.

(pack your shit and go away)