911 Am

This is not a bomb it's a bike, i can ride it where i like

Ride it late at night, everything's all right

It's alright if you thought that tire would explode

But at 80 psi, the chances would be low

Thought it was a bomb, discovered you were wrong

Decided to carry on, out of fear

That's what i hear

When cops lock innocents up for a year

This is not a bomb it's a mic i can rock it when i like

Rip it late at night everything's alright

It's alright if you thought that my record would explode

105 bpm the chance would be low

Knew it was the bomb, killed it all night long

Decided to carry on, make it / make it clear

At least that's what you hear

I crash lyrics into buildings 9-11 every year

Is it in good taste? well that's still unclear

9-11, 9-11

9-11, 9-11

9-11, giuliani!

9-11

This is not a bomb it's a shirt, but i could see how

Blinky leds and batteries could seem scary

On the inside is some circuitry

I made it myself but don't get mad at me

Look, i'm not trying to be a pain

I'm just picking up my friend from the luggage claim

And now they've took down my social, birthdate and name

Cops got me locked up, got me detained

This is not a bomb its an iphone

I put it in my pocket right when i left home

This little thing? not a bomb either

It's an ipod and these are the speakers

No i didnt hide a dirty bomb in my sneakers

That powder isn't meth 'cause i'm not a tweaker

This is not a bomb it's a tube of toothpaste

But i'll throw it out and let it go to waste

I gotta pitch the water? but i'm so thirsty!

Can i take a sip and then put it in her purse please?

Put in my backpack? don't give me flak

My eyes aren't shifty do i look like a maniac?

That's not a bomb that's my underwear

And i don't want a bomb so close to down there

And yea that's my weiner thanks for the pat down

I guess i'll have to board the plane in a clear nightgown