Lars Attacks!

[Intro]

{You're on the air, hello}

Area, area 51

{Were you an employee or are you now?}

Uh I, a former employee {former employee}

I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago

Umm dave, I don't know where to start

They're uh, uhh... They're gonna, um

They'll triangulate on this position really really soon

I landed in the forest in a '94 taurus

Two thousand light years from my planet lars horris

Came dizzy out the craft, head spinning, legs akimbo

Mc phoned home but couldn't get a signal

Lost on earth with a broken hovercraft

A head full of raps, and a super rough draft

Of a reason 4.0 beat that I couldn't finish

Quit it for a minute, still in the game to win it

Your brother knows me, he saw me on the news

The fbi is sweating, the cults all say it's true

Before I landed in your city and I started melting faces

I was up on cygnus, working on my spaceship

Earth is not my home but I guess I'll stay

I really couldn't find a martian sublet anyway

Back with a ginormous space laser on my back

With my finger on the trigger, city setting set to flat

[Chorus]

I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (lars attacks, lars attacks)

But I'm all out of gum so now lars attacks (lars attacks, lars attacks)

I came to smash houses and I came to rock tracks (lars attacks, lars attacks)

Now this block's been demolished so lars attacks (lars attacks, lars attacks)

You don't know me from adam, xenu or bender

E.t. Or weezy or roger, remember

Just like a giant octopus I got for your esophagus

I've kicked it with egyptians and I've chilled in a sarcophagus

Stonehenge, roswell, the aztecs, the mayans

Crop circles, cattle mutilations, easter island

That was me (holla!) but I don't regret it

They sold a lot of tabloids now it's out because I said it

Don't let it get to you, because I ate your goldfish

Cause I burned your house down, took your cat and sold it

This is hardcore alien hip-hop

Goin on 10 years, not about to stop

Watch the milky way collapse like a carl sagan nightmare

Stephen hawking's texting me I'm floating like buzz lightyear

To infinity, beyond and back, bought the t-shirt

Got wall-e in my rearview telling me his knees hurt

What?! No we didn't have sex!

Wall-e's a robot so we can't have sex!

[Chorus]

I came to meet jodi and make "contact" (lars attacks, lars attacks)

But seti crashed my mac, so lars attacks (lars attacks, lars attacks)

I came to rep the bay, and kick it with the pack (lars attacks, lars attacks)

But space men aren't hyphy, so lars attacks!! (lars attacks, lars attacks)

[Radio show nutjob]

Umm, okay, well what we're thinking of

As as aliens are, there, uhh, there extra-dimension beings

That an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with

Uhh, they they are not what they claim to be

Uhh, they have infiltrated a lot of uhh, uhh

Uh a lot of aspects of of the military establishment

Particularly the area 51, uhh

The disasters that are coming, they, ah uhhh

The militar - uhh, I'm sorry

The government knows about them

And, there's a lot of safe areas in this world that

They could begin, moving the population to, now

[Chorus]

I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (lars attacks, lars attacks)

But I'm all out of gum so now lars attacks (lars attacks, lars attacks)

I came to smash cities and I came to rock tracks (lars attacks, lars attacks)

Godzilla's on vacation, so lars attacks (lars attacks, lars attacks)

[Outro: Repeat 2x]

(Lars attacks)

(Lars attacks, lars attacks)

Lars attacks, ha ha ha hahahaha

Run for cover