Manifest Destiny

Welcome to the wild wild west

Pecos lars won't hesitate to put a slug in your chest

Hard rhymer, 49-er, got my remington cocked

I shot a man in reno just to hear his heart stop (stop)

Manifest destiny was the slogan

In the 1800s when the east was all broken

People sought their riches in a vicious move west

And the competition kept 'em on their toes with no rest

Posting up at my homestead got my gold bars stacked

Go west, manifest destiny is on track

Forging streams, so it seems, in my heavy covered wagon

You can't stop it, davy crocket, all the crazy fun we're having

In the mid 90s people started forging the framework

Of the modern day internet and pioneered the game work

I was on the front lines lewis and clark

With a slip connection wrecking on the net in the dark

Manifest destiny a motto of progress

But it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless

Eventually theres casualty - but it doesnt matter see

'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves

Manifest destiny a motto of progress

But it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless

Eventually there's casualty - but it doesn't matter see

'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves

I get crunk!

Shooting indians, straight out pillagin'

One day we'll put a wal-mart here and make those millions

Small pox on the blankets killing buffalo for fun

The white man is more heinous than attila the hun!

Was an outlaw sticking up the internet train

I took that superhighway and I made it a game

Felt at home on the range I'm an agent of change

I'm the internet obama if it needed a name

Pochantis, girl you want this, brace yourself like orthodontists

Because high noon is coming soon like jesse james you'll never stop us

Just andy milonakis eating everything in sight

We sleep with one eye open on these cold nevada nights!

I was spamming mails like it was oregon trails

Die of sickness from the dysentery making my sales

Holy grails of the internet partner knew 'em all

Smuggling my warez with a howdy yall