Paul Is Dead

[Intro:]

The government is lying!

Don't believe everything you hear!

In fact, there's a logical explanation for everything

Let's trace it back to the genesis

Conspiracy theories (conspiracy theories)

It's mc lars and the rondo brothers tearing it up!!

[Verse 1:]

I'm dropping knowledge on conspiracy theories

Do you hear me?

It's evident the government is lying monthly, yearly

Because jfk's death was the direct result

Of the chupacabra submerging a ginormous boat

The titantic, don't panic, it was sunk by this beast

Then the loch ness monster had a yummy icy feast

Oj simpson? Innocent, it was big foot on crack

Who had a jealous rage and snapped ron goldman's back

In fact the facts explain everything you might deny

Big foot crashed in roswell, let me tell you why

He was chilling with some aliens who couldn't really fly

So they landed in new mexico that's why reports imply

The manson family and timothy mcvey

Were evil demon robots built by the cia

That the mafia enlisted for an insidious plot

I read it on the internet, the facts say a lot!

[Chorus:]

Aliens and magic bullets masonic rites are the coolest

Illuminati got me abducted my body john gotti

Doesnt even know if jimmy hoffa died clearly

Just another mystical conspiracy theory

[Verse 2:]

"Paul is dead," that's what the record said

So I played it backwards every time I went to bed

When I woke up judas priest were dancing naked on my dresser

More annoying than an hour of fran dresher

The jersey devil and the jackalope

The yetti and the unicorn couldn't really cope

So they froze walt disney with the free masons' union

While anton la vey had a satanic communion

With pope john paul and pee wee herman

While general sherman helped the germans

Invade poland with dividians enlisted

I determined these facts though they were once restricted

I guess you're wondering how I figured out

What all these conspiracies are really all about?

On tv ice t once denigrated cops

Now he plays a cop on tv, when will it stop??