The Bonus Track For Japan

Hey japan! here's the bonus track. it's track 15!

Oh no, ooooh, oh yeah.

I read this stuff on wikipedia so don't take it as fact

I bring the knowledge of japan you whack mc's lack

I pack so much flavor that i make your tongue snap

As i tear it up on this japanese bonus track

Japan is located in eastern asia

A country more prosperous than malaysia

They make robotic dogs and psps

Nintendo and messed up pornography

I bought the dvd of that battle royale movie

Where students cut each other up just like sushi

Kids killing kids on a lost island

I can't show my parents, they wouldn't understand

American consumers like japanese cars

Because japanese cars are built better than ours

Better, better, better than ours.

Krowemoh ruoy gniod eb uoy t'ndluohs?

Better than ours.

This is the japanese bonus track

Lars is international and that's a fact

This is the bonus track for japan

'cause lars has special love for his japanese fans

Tokyo is the country's biggest city

But japanese people are itty-bitty

They bow and say thank you in the halls

Kids there like pac and biggie smalls

Cibo matto is japanese

But the wu-tang clan is not japanese

Super mario brothers are japanese

Hello kitty ipod cases are half japanese

Homer was plagiarized on a box

A fish light ulb that cleaned his socks

When it's mr. sparkle in effect

Then dirt is something he disrespects

The ninja turtles aren't japanese

But the iron chef is japanese

And mc lars isn't japanese

Want to learn more about japan? yes please!

Domo arigato, japan.