The Lint Song

Hey kids, let's talk about lint!

Lint in your pockets in your navel too

Lint on your clothes and in your shoes

Lint on the carpet, in the washing machine

Lint in your undies, red, blue, or green

Lint, lint what are you?

Lint, lint what do we do -

With lint everywhere,

On the floor, on the chair

Because lint is dangerous if you don't stop it in time

So listen to this funky lint rock rhyme (uh huh)

This is the link song, everybody sing along

Until the break of dawn: lint, lint, lint, lint!

This is the link song, everybody sing along

Until the break of dawn: lint, lint, lint, lint!

Lint is everywhere you look

On your bed in a library book

Lint can even be found at sea

In a boat floating swiftly

But you didn't think of that

But you've got lint underneath your hat

And you've got lint in your navel too

So get a clue, that lint's got you

Hey you've got lint growing out

Of your ears, what's that about?

You're an old man, man, linty man

Linty linty linty man

Gloria johnson, age 47, had a lint infection in her belly.

She went to the doctor complaining of a stomachache.

The lint actually entered her intestines and infected them through her belly button.

Hey, that's not funny!

When it comes to being clean take the lint right out your belly

But don't wipe it on your friends because lint is very smelly

Don't put it in a sandwich with peanut butter and jelly

They don't say "tv" in england, they talk funny they say "telly" (what?)

Lint, lint, lint, lint!

Lint, lint, lint, lint!