Cock Mobster

[Verse 1]

Whoever thought Paul Barman would change the game?

I started rhyming when the radio was unbearably lame

Rappaz R. N. Dainja

"Depression is closely followed

By delusions of grandeur." (--Karen Horney)

I think about all the pube I got

While reading the Rubaiyat

And make babies in bunny slippers

With the JBs rockin' the Honey Drippers

[Chorus]

[Sample]

"Hey baby, do you know who I am?"

[Paul]

Cock Mobster

It's a porn utopia

A cornucopia of warm fallopia

Cock Mobster

My dandy voice makes the most

Anti-choice granny's panties moist

[Verse 2]

I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie

I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks

I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses

but Cindy Crawford ...offered

I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum

I'm immersed in Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley

I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon.

Shall I keep on? (Yeah!)

I'd feel the pubis of Mila Kunis

I've seen the trim of Tina M.

I'd crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton

And I'll disrobe Lisa Loeb

I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price

Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr

Lisa Bonet: I'd like a piece of your day

I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

I'm a braniac with a veiny sack

resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak (Ooh, wow)

She almost shrank off when I said, "Take your top tank off."

I draw a thousand times better than Robert Mankoff

I'm very p-proprietary with M-M-Mariah Carey

But she wants some silly cut up with Billy Crudup's butt up

I'm the most lonely fella without Toni Isabella

I'm truly the hero of Julie Shapiro

But I'm sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman

I'm putting taxing long things in Maxine Hong Kingston

which brings in Amy Tan

She said, "Lay me, mon."

Cynthia Ozick takes off her clothes quick and likes exposed brick

I stuck my slim sword in Kim Gordon

Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya

Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver

I'm having intercourse while listening to Winter Wars

Winona Ryder? Going inside her!

I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith

I want Tracy Bingham in a lacey thingum

I made Tahnee Welch punanni felch while her mommy belched