Housemate Troubles

{"We are now going to progess to some steps that are a bit more difficult"}

{"Ready?"

{"This is the battle"}

{"Of Sex"}

{"As an animal act"}

{"Fucked up by your emotions"}

[Verse 1: MC Paul Barman]

I faxed attorneys

My housemates that smoke crack and practice taxidermy

Didn't lack tact like the sackhole with wack black leather German backpack and stacked (?)

The worst besides involving civilians is being a lazy teacher

It's hard to embelish on how hellishly selfish the nemises is

He drove the great housemate Kate off the premiseses

You're the biggest A-HOLE in the world! You're crazy! We're both right

Your mom was nice on the phone

what happened you? I'd like to crap in your brew

A 12-pack of (?) when your napping oo-oo

I'll set fire to your bed, let the flames shave your head

For the (?) you said

I'd leave you for dead if I could get away with it

You even taped up the kitty door so no one could play with it

You did the same thing to Linden

???????

I wish you were going to the hell we've been in but it doesn't exist

And there's no god either

No real mortal leader

I need a breather!

{"Poor, misreable, misfit, reject, loser, outlaw"}

{"And begin"}

[Verse 2: MC Paul Barman]

I don't need to be subtle to leave you befuddled

Cuase you're too lazy to write a rebuttle

Can't finish grad school think thats cool but it's sad

If I wanted to watch Football I'd live with my dad

I make rap masterpieces

You can't complete your crap masters thesis?

{"Loser"}

Just count calories and manufactour allergies

You make 5 times our salaries but you're late with the rent

On time with the cable

You watch Friends while we are friends

All you're giving this house is crumbs on the table

From a Food-not-bombs bagle

Wont lend me your books but there's dust on your Hegel

I nearly puked when you showed up to U.S. Maple

Think your at Chapel Hill stable?

Think you're subletting through April?

We're getting you off the lease while you are cause

You're a bigger A-HOLE than I'm considered my my lab...

{"Poor, misreable, misfit, reject, loser, outlaws"}

{"And begin"}

[MC Paul Barman]

Look, when I'm being a pompous bastard

my friends love me enough to bring me back down to their... planet

And so, this is a real stretch to say to you because I don't love you like, you know, they love me

But your making sure that nobody loves you, you're alienating everybody!

So just beware, or else you'll be alone

{"Poor, misreable, misfit, reject, loser, outlaws"}

{"Yeah... outlaws"}

You're a bee-itch. I hate you. Meow