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Artist: Mercyful Fate
Canonical path: /mercyful-fate/nuns-have-no-fun
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Nuns Have No Fun
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Nuns Have No Fun
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Upon a cross a nun will be hanged.
She will be raped by an evil man.
Knock spikes through her hands.
Things will come she won't understand.
If you're a nun you haven't had no fun.
Living your life as a virgin queen.
I'm gonna change it andI'll get it done.
Tomorrow you won't be a virgin queen. C.U.N.T.
That's what you are, you're C.U.N.T. yeah.
I get it up, I get itup in the dark.
I make her feel I'm not a holy man.
Faster breathing, she's like a shark.
She wants more I'm gonna give her my cross.
Oh yeah. Nuns have no fun, they just have their fathers and sons.
But I'll give them Hell, I never fail.
I get itup, I get it up in the dark.
I make her feel I'm not a holy man.
Faster breathing, she's like a shark.
She wants more. I'm gonna give her my cross.
C.U.N.T. that's what you are, you're
C.U.N.T. yeah. That's just what you are.
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