East Islam 6.49

Once I went to East Islam and read a sign on a pole,

the sign said 6-4-9 so I wondered what's up with that yo?

I walked down the street into a convience store,

pushed the clerk on the counter and rubbed him like a whore.

I love the quickie mart it's always good for a quickie,

when we become famous I want to look like ricky lee,

I want to tour with Megadeth and dress like a fairy,

because we're so punk you know were the baddest punks

around!

(CHORUS)

Hey Mr. Islam, put your hand on my crotch,

Mr. Islam I love Gap you beeotch,

Mr. Islam why does the sign say 6-4-9?

Mr. Islam says "That's how many times you stuck your finger in mybehind!"

So I went home on PanAM a week later,

back to Beverly Hills with my mom and her lawyer,

I love to sleep inside of her pink fur mink coat,

it reminds me of your hair when we were five years young.

She buys me everything that I could ever want,

except she don't let me touch her nookie only

the mailman can,

last time I grabbed her nookie I cried and she slapped my hand.

CHORUS)

Hey Mr. Islam, put your hand on my crotch,

Mr. Islam I love Gap you beeotch,

Mr. Islam why does the sign say 6-4-9?

Mr. Islam says "That's how many times you stuck your finger in mybehind!"

Hy Mommy honey I love your fuzzy snatch,

I like the way it purrs under your zippered hatch,

And when I grab it - it swells up all beefy,

I love to smell it when it's feeling queefy.