Bums In The Alley

B.a.:

yo check it out i just found a fucken microphone.

Mexicano:

no you didn't!

B.a.:

i found a mic in the garbage can!

Tonedeff:

i want to be the mc! i'm the mc!

Mexicano:

ok i'm gonna introduce then, i'm a introduce then.

Mexicano:

ladies and gentlemen ba, tonedeff and mexicano

B.a.:

i run with men of fifty nations

overwhelmed with patience lived for confrontations

engaging every operation formation

ain't no safe haven straight lacing

ba ex abbreviation for rap suffocation

blow a fuse and won't lose

stay on top of new york

like buffalo and syracuse

Mexicano:

now what the hell is wrong with you?

i thought you were going to sing the blues

or something like that

excuse me ladies and gentlemen

i'm going to present right now tonedeff

[tonedeff]

i'll bust your muscle structure

when we're at war like capulets and montagues

so, next time you'll need jerry lewis to sponsor you

want to throw lines? i'll rock a few

step down or i'll be shooting you up

quicker than even amadou diallo knew

my flow disintegrates you like you're soluble

you've got the range of short amputated golfers

minus the follow-through

since you're responsible for all your dead grammar

i'll draw a period on your head

and get to the point with a sledgehammer

[mexicano 777 speaking]

what the fuck, motherfucker i thought you were

going to sing the song of perry comoz

fuck you b.a. come here - i need a drink

B.a.:

hey yo b.a. the biggest thing since hercules

strapped with uncertainties

strong minds overcome the worst adversities

went from big wheels in nurseries

to ml's 320 mercedes

doubled everything but change

the names like ford and mercury

i left a deadly letter legibly can see conformably

what's become of me a short summary?

of the good the bad and the ugly.

Mexicano:

para, para, para

pero que es lo que estos hijo

de la gran puta se creen, estos charlatanes

now what the fuck y'all think?

y'all motherfuckers can't sing for shit

i put a hole two holes three holes

who's next who goes i'll steal the show

next up blows that those who don't know

that i'm crazier than the devil

i put it on the table but the nigga just a pebble

that makes me the master

esperate, wait a minute right now

motherfucker,motherfucker

i thought that you were coming in spanish

a pues esta bien

quien quiere guerra, yo te doy la guerra

para que tu no comas mierda

otro hijo de puta quien nacido en mi tierra

puertorriqueño soy la leyenda

mas valorosa que una piedra de diamante tira palante

el cantante de los cantantes viene haciendo escante

un contrincante o energegrete disputando

mis platinos y fumando al garete

quien quiere fuete

Mexicano 777 & tonedeff:

i don't give a fuck if your name is

mexicano or tonedeff or b.a. or a.b.

ya better show me more than this motherfuckers

hey let the microphone go right now. give me the mic!

Tonedeff:

i'm coming up with an immaculate

syllabic attack and it's incredibly accurate

enemy niggas can't even attack it

with any kinetic attachments

and the fact is, i'm bending your back, bitch

i'm spinning a web, like i'm 20 arachnids

and i trap kids, in the minute of limited time

that be ending the matches

whack your fucking planet off its heavenly access

your style's holy, but you need

some leather to cover the patches

access denied, declined

nothing's as treacherous

as the messages we find

whenever you be kind and rewind

you-you-you (backwards),

you fucking biters you

better believe that i can do

pharoahe monch's styles too

i'll defile you, with my style, shoot

i wear it like my skin tone

but you rap like a schizophrenic bimbo

with tourrette's syndrome

B.a.:

yo, yo yo my turn, my turn

i need this mic

i'll make it hard to keep track of my days

if need be you count the sun rays

seven nights seven days,

incubate six degrees separate the ways

permenate resurficent blaze the place

nurse my cash yo till i can raise the stakes

left a black rose to trace

just enough to change the pace

stay in pace with the amazing grace

after and during each take fire escapes

hold me down for peep sake

i'll keep my paper laced in any case

fakes race for pearly gates

Mexicano:

dame acá puñeta ahora si que me

toca a mí, olvídate de eso, suéltalo

hay se tiraron un peo estos cabrones

yo! me tiro un peo me remeneo me

pongo flaco como un fideo

no digas fo que no fui yo fue

uno de esos dos que se lo tiro

quiero que sepas que cuando

tu quieras to doy la pelea

y donde tu quieras las cosas bien feas sete remeneas __

i personally like when people give you

microphones out of the random in the streets

i like to find them in the garbage in shit

i'll tell you something right now

i'll give you a shoe and a bag of beans for that mic

i've got two clean socks and i'll give it to you

for that cardboard box

clean socks?

you haven't seen two clean socks in about three years

i haven't taken a bath in six months!

i haven't washed my as in fourteen weeks!

fourteen weeks!

motherfucker i'm beating all ya motherfuckers

i've got eighteen months without bathing motherfuckers

lets just shut up and drink these motherfucken forties

let's just drink on - give me that!

pour some out man!

what the fuck!

damn boy

pour some out, shit