Guinnesses

Running desperately low on food, they were forced to turn back

Well, I'll be!

What's that villain doing?!

Wait princess, your voice sounds familiar

Well, it should, you see, DOOM wants me to marry him

What?

But after seeing what he has done to our peaceful world, I despise him

He intends to destroy all of us if I persist in refusing him, even now!

Sheitan never came so ill, he got skill

Met a brother from the grill that gave my spine chills

All thirty three nerves, controlling my curves

Common sense just swerved every time I got served

Stress, frustration, empty rhetoric

Cold as winter in Connecticut, compassion lacking deficit

Thought it was love like, sent from above, you not a soulmate

More ways and actions of a primate

Who by low and census coming faker than extensions

Pissed away all good intentions, outta here sister was missin'

Intuition, maybe it was me, I couldn't see

Holding onto fantasy, getting bitten by reality

War wound, purple heart, love veteran

Morphine, pain killers, drugs and medicine

Anything just to forget the hurt

Incoming! Take cover, hit the dirt

On the front-line, there's casualties in the mind

And the POW's get left behind

Mentally scarred for life, love is war

And some chicks are just too hard to wife

I shoulda deaded it from genesis instead of hittin' the Guinnesses

Now I'm free falling, cursing at the street, bawling

He ceased calling, no appetite for feast darling

So deep all in, I bet he never stop balling women

Forsake God for the sin of a man

Sacrifice a whole life for a slice, overstand?

Maybe it's a lack of pigment, loneliness imagine figment

Only got the car tinted to pull extra G's in it

Damn Jody, comin with the okie doke, pokie poke

Steady rockin boats, got me aimin for ya throats

Sniper scope, weren't we supposed to elope?

Propose then ya froze, I don't think that I can cope

War wound, purple heart, love veteran

Morphine, pain killers, drugs and medicine

Anything just to forget the hurt

Incoming! Take cover, hit the dirt

On the front-line, there's casualties in the mind

And the POW's get left behind

Mentally scarred for life, love is war

And some chicks are just too hard to wife

Constant frustration, stemming from a no-win situation

Rushing lust and fornication adding to the complication

Patience is a virtue, pain run deep when love desert you

Listenin' to whisperin', choosing chaos over discipline

Simpleton, life should really be a piece of Entenmann’s

Relationships strengthening, flower essence: Penstemon

Gentlemen, my favorite shit, so I've never forsaken it

I persevere, make it fit, sculpting and reshaping it

Taking sips off a fifth of it, passionate

Intense, incense candles lit, scandalous

Emotional bandages, why would he abandon this?

Guess he couldn't handle it, the boss is magnanimous

War wound, purple heart, love veteran

Morphine, pain killers, drugs and medicine

Anything just to forget the hurt

Incoming! Take cover, hit the dirt

On the front-line, there's casualties in the mind

And the POW's get left behind

Mentally scarred for life, love is war

And some chicks are just too hard to wife

Look! There, ya see

Oh, boy here we go!

How come all you, college boys wear them faggotty-looking white shoes

I don't car

They look funny as hell

Stop!

Ah, yes, looks like she got burnt laces

You didn't wash your neck, sometimes we don't wash our necks, but that's ok

Oh, I washed my neck. Take a look at my neck

Hold it right there, you!

Where you're going there are no jokes

Aw, boy! I'm beginning to think that armor-plated Gargoyle doesn't like me