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Artist: Michael John Lachiusa
Canonical path: /michael-john-lachiusa/the-janitor-s-statement
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Janitor's statement
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The Janitor's statement
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I told you
I'm a Janitor... a Janitor
At the movie house
Big premiere
Japanese pic
Didn't get out till...5
Which makes it Sunday morning
Took my usual shortcut home through the park
I told you...
So what you want me to say?
I told you all that I know
I told you all that I seen
I only told you the truth
The park...
The scarf...
The body...
The BLOOD...
I didn't see any knife
His knife, probably
His-- I mean, whoever did it...
With the knife you keep talking about...
Which I didn't see...
I only told you the truth!
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