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Artist: Mickey Avalon
Canonical path: /mickey-avalon/fuckin-em-all
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Fuckin' Em All
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Fuckin' Em All
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four little birdies in the back of the bar
with three other suckers tryna get in their draws
two seconds later got my fist to his jaw
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
caviar; hey mama lemme rap at ya (okay)
have you ever been to Africa? (no)
have you ever smoked crack before? (haha)
nice tights, nice go-go boots (haha)
why lie when I could tell the truth?
that ass is like a gold caboose
oh no I can't hold my juice
whatcha' lookin' at?
turn around and lemme see that ass
(ohhhh) I like it like that
don't care white or black
just nice and fat
four little birdies in the back of the bar
with three other suckers tryna get in their draws
two secounds later got my fist to his jaw
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
back door man with the keys to the city
she said "I love you, Mickey"
it's hard to leave with a face so pretty
that ass will make a grown man silly
unhook the wonder bra one hand and
drink in the other and i wont spill a sip
when i reach into my pocket for a filter lit
well tell me this little bitches
the av's on the market for a mistress
and I couldn't give a shit bout the riches
as long as she suck dick and do dishes
four little birdies in the back of the bar
with three other suckers tryna get in their draws
two secounds later got my fist to his jaw
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
I wanna touch you.
I wanna taste you.
I wanna take you,
invade you
degrade you
I wanna touch you.
I wanna taste you.
I wanna take you,
invade you
degrade you
four little birdies in the back of the bar
with three other suckers tryna get in their draws
two secounds later got my fist to his jaw
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
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